tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1967727039688582140.post3698309608759860993..comments2023-05-09T04:46:17.860-05:00Comments on Five Legs Between Us: Cake or Death? I Choose Option C, Shoes. Oh, and Death Too, I Guess.Dana the Bipedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08620827608073208107noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1967727039688582140.post-20667369895747590012011-10-31T16:19:46.401-05:002011-10-31T16:19:46.401-05:00Coming from Wisconsin, I can tell you those shiny ...Coming from Wisconsin, I can tell you those shiny cows really do have it rough. (But they taste just fine.)Dana the Bipedhttp://fivelegsbetweenus.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1967727039688582140.post-53410145785054073942011-10-29T00:29:17.045-05:002011-10-29T00:29:17.045-05:00Well, nobody's gonna complain about the snake(...Well, nobody's gonna complain about the snake(s) that were killed to make your shoes, except maybe snake lovers, and they're a bunch of weirdos. <br /><br />Patent leather comes from really shiny cows. They just get made fun of by the normal cows, so the shoemakers are doing them a favor.<br /><br />And I'm pretty sure they don't send canaries into mines any more. They have high-tech instruments. Geiger counters or something.<br /><br />I'd wear the shoes guilt-free. No, that's not true, because I'm a 41 year old straight man. But I think YOU should wear them. Yeah, that's better.Brian R. Christensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03503298129704145862noreply@blogger.com