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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The "I don't want to DIE(t). So I'll just eat all these tasty things instead, okay?" Non-Diet for People Who Like Food and Don't Hate Themselves

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The word is a loaded one, and it's a word I hate.  I've gone into some detail why I won't do it , but the short version is I lik...
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Friday, September 20, 2013

Take That, Pinterest! I Am, Too, Capable of Feeding Myself!

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If you've ever been on Pinterest--or even Facebook--you know that some people can like, do stuff around the house.  Like cooking, or dec...
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Friday, April 26, 2013

Order Matters

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Not the Good Housekeeping/Martha Stewart-approved kind of order, obviously.  Anyone who has seen my apartment, or my car, or my purse can at...
Friday, March 22, 2013

The Worst Pies in London

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I made sort-of-home-made chicken potpie the other night.  I take a lot of shortcuts, but some chopping is required. Don't worry, I fou...
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

I Love You This Much. Take It or Leave It.

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I'm not big on Valentine's Day.  I suppose there is nothing inherently wrong with a day when couples are required to be nice to each...
Monday, February 4, 2013

The First Person to Make a Sandwich Joke Is Going to Get a Knuckle Sandwich Instead.

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I'm not the best in the kitchen, and sometimes it seems the world intends to keep it that way.  Even if you disregard the multiple kitch...
Monday, January 28, 2013

But At Least I Ordered Great Pizza.

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My parents came down for the weekend, which was awesome.  Unfortunately for them, they crashed at my place. My building has the old fashio...
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Sometimes, I Think I'm the Only Pineapple in This Fruitbasket.

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Thoughts from the past week: It doesn't count if it doesn't set off the fire alarm. I've been drinking just one Mt. Dew for ...
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Easy DIY Gift Bag Upgrade

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I use gift bags very rarely.  In general, I like wrapping gifts.  (Yeah, I'm weird.  Tell me something I don't know.)  This year, t...
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

This is My Obligatory Thanksgiving Post.

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I really hate Thanksgiving sap.  And Christmas sap.  And Valentine's Day sap.  And rom-com sap.  And that Folger's commercial with t...
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Friday, October 19, 2012

Cheap and Easy, and You Can Still Show Your Mother! (DIY Lego Costume for Dogs)

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 Pardon my terrible photography skills.  Also, the top looks spotty because it was raining.  Last Sunday, I went to a fundraising ...
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Monday, October 8, 2012

"Consummation" is not the act of consuming. Sadly.

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In the last sixty hours or so, I have eaten: Two cartons of Bob Evans mashed potatoes topped with about half a pound of butter An entire...
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Friday, September 21, 2012

A Handy Guide to Halloween Costumes and Life

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(Humming...)  It's the most wonderful time of the year... No, I don't mean Christmas, although presents are pretty damn wonderful....
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Monday, September 17, 2012

The End of Days is Nigh. And Someone Needs to Come Over and Kill a Bug for Me.

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(Note:  This was partly written Saturday afternoon, so please excuse some no-longer correct verb tenses.) There have been some seriously c...
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Pinterest Makes Me Hate Everybody

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WRONG.  Let's try this again: Goodmorning = Good morning.  You clearly are not going for a concise, 140 space text here.  Get it r...
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Monday, June 11, 2012

Making your neighbors think you're batshit crazy and/or stupid? Priceless.

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Someone in the building next to me is moving out.  And apparently, they will be travelling light, as it seems they are leaving all their fur...
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Am Not Dead. Yet.

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Unless, of course, I am dead and this is a a dead-dream or maybe the afterlife, in which case, this is not the Kool-Aid I thought I was drin...
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Home Decorating is a Lie.

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I like the idea of decorating my place and living in a space that is beautiful and functional. This space is a myth. Browsing apartmentt...
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Friday, January 20, 2012

My Job Here is Done

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The Squeeze and I have been dating for a while now, going on four years, I guess.  And that's just this time!  Over the years, I've ...
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