You guys. Today is the first day in more than three weeks that someone didn't find my blog by searching for some variant of "possum face." Which makes me wonder whether people are searching for other, really ugly people, or whether they just think possum faces are particularly fascinating. Maybe some marsupial fetishist is out there, collecting photos for their pin-up calendar.
Sadly, though, most phrases bringing people to this site still have to do with weird porn. It makes me a little uncomfortable to think some of these people might be staying and browsing. Meh, it's not porn, but I guess it'll do...?
I always imagine these people in really ugly sweaters.
I am so creeped out right now.
You know, that's just so hilarious, I might actually use that calendar. Especially if I had a cubicle.
ReplyDeleteI have mad Paint skills. :)
DeleteOMG, possum faces? WTF? I don't know whether anyone who isn't already a follower views my blog. I haven't checked because I really don't care. It's supposed to be obscure and anonymous and I think I nailed that. I so hope the creepy people move on when they realize you aren't a porn site! :D
ReplyDeleteI know. Every day. It's very odd. (Also, I really, really hope they are moving on as well.)
DeleteThe possum faced pinup is less disturbing than the guy in the sweater. What the hell is up with HIS face? He looks like he's finding an inappropriate level of ecstasy in posing for that picture.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? I want whatever he's having. (Except that vest/turtleneck combo.)
DeleteThanks so much... I will now spend the rest of the day singing "Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah mah possum face" a'la Lady Gaga!
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome. :D
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Aw, hell, now it's in my head, too. Gee, thanks, Hoody!