I tried to look nice today, I really did. I even went for professional instead of post-college slob. Black dress pants, summer-weight sleeveless gold sweater with a deep v-neck, black cami. (This ensemble is not as 1987 or pimp as it sounds.) I broke out real shoes for once, instead of slipping on the stand-by flipflops.
I just went to the restroom and looked at myself in the mirror for the first time today.
Note to self: This cami is only mostly opaque. So next time, don't wear it with the polka-dot bra.
(True: I only realized this after the ten-minute conversation with head honchoman. Super.)
LOL! That's priceless Dana! No, I'm not laughing at you; I'm imagining doing something similar. If I had a polka dot bra. I've worn my black one under a light-colored tee though. While it's not exactly the same it's still embarassing to see it in the mirror when you think you look okay.
ReplyDeleteMe in a nutshell: well put-together, as long as you don't look too closely. Please don't look too closely. :)
DeleteYou're young. Claim it's a new trend, then seed the Internet with thousands of pictures of similarly attired young professionals.
ReplyDeleteYou can do that, right?
Hmm. Maybe I should take a photo and put it on Pinterest...
DeleteLmao! Totally been there before! Love, sis
ReplyDeleteIt seems to be a pretty universal experience. :)
DeleteAw Dana, I miss you. I did that once with a white bra under a blue shirt at cosmic bowling. The shirt was thin enough for my entire bra to glow through it!
ReplyDelete:D
Delete(Insert "headlights" pun here.)
DeleteVery clever. This is why you have the blog, I didn't even think of that.
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