I haven't accidentally spoken out of turn or nearly killed myself with hilarious results.
I haven't experienced the absurd.
Is this blog doomed? Am I done doing silly things and being egotistical enough that I think my happenings simply must be shared with the entire Internet? Have I finally achieved adulthood?!
Oh, never mind. There's the absurdity I was looking for.
Here's some more:
This kid has got it right. |
(True: Dear Internet, I less than three you so hard right now.)
Omg, I just saw that bit on YouTube this morning! Did you see the other gift he was showing off right before the stress ball? I almost rolled off the couch, I was laughing so hard!!
ReplyDeleteI almost didn't make it to the stress ball one, actually. ;)
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