But it was a belt with a pocket in it that had just enough room for your ID and maybe one key. And it was flat! Flat does not equal fanny pack, okay??? I just didn't want to deal with a purse at a theme park, and the belt was totally hidden beneath my t-shirt. So just stop maligning my dignity right there. I am unquestionably dignified at all times.
Needless to say, I took a lot of flak for it. But then I discovered these:
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(True: Last weekend I saw a dude unashamedly rocking a fanny pack. But he also was wearing short shorts and work boots with the shoelaces artistically untied, so I don't know if that's a sign the fanny pack is making a comeback or if he was just a hipster prepared for the zombie apocalypse.)
Priceless! When you get your prototype made you must share! :D
ReplyDeleteI hope there will be version for dudes. Mantelaine? It will have to be made of pretty strong chain though, or maybe 550 cord (the stuff parachutists use), because I have, you know, lots of really heavy, masculine stuff to carry.
ReplyDeleteI want one! I think it looks super cool.
ReplyDeleteAfter teasing my parents mercilessly about their fanny packs, I ransacked their basement looking for them in grad school when I needed a way to keep treats and rewards easily available while having my hands free.