I've got two (legs, that is). My dog has three. I'm pretty sure that makes five. See? Thousands of dollars of post-secondary education at work, right there.
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Monday, June 10, 2013
The Three Things I Need Before I Can Achieve Self-Actualization
A K-9 poodle skirt.
I need more time to
Write really awful haikus
To inflict on you.
To be Batman more often.
Villains, beware.
(True: This is my face. Hi, Internet! Please don't do anything weird with my face.)
You're way closer to Nirvana and stuff than I am. I still need to figure how to keep 700 pounds of laundry from piling up, and how go generally not suck at several hundred things.
I had a regular old poodle skirt once upon a time. A K9 poodle skirt would be sweet! And you know what they say. Be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then definitely be Batman!
You're way closer to Nirvana and stuff than I am. I still need to figure how to keep 700 pounds of laundry from piling up, and how go generally not suck at several hundred things.
ReplyDeleteI make no promises, but send me your waist measurement and the length you desire said skirt to be.
ReplyDeleteThree things:
ReplyDelete-I'm sure Maslow would agree completely.
-So this is the infamous Biped. (That's when you're more than famous. IN-famous!)
-About not doing anything weird with your face. Um, I'm not sure how to break this to you, but you already... nevermind.
I had a regular old poodle skirt once upon a time. A K9 poodle skirt would be sweet! And you know what they say. Be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then definitely be Batman!
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