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Showing posts with label My Crazy Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Crazy Life. Show all posts
Monday, October 21, 2013

Giraffe Spit Smells Like Marigolds

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Yesterday, my whole hand was in a giraffe's mouth. This giraffe and I got up close and personal.  I know what it's spit smells ...
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Monday, January 21, 2013

Well, That's Just Embarrassing...

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I work in the commercial lighting industry.  Friday, I quoted this fixture , and the photo they used to market it, well, I'd post it her...
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Reason I Love My Job #172

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Because I've had the opportunity to say, "Don't you hate it when the telephone ringing interrupts the strippers?" (True...
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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

This Is Supposed To Be My Grown-Up Job (Not Adult Job).

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WARNING:  This post is work-related and utterly inappropriate.  If you have virgin eyes or any amount of decency, you'll probably want t...
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Even the Government Thinks I'm Confusing

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Of course I waited until almost the last minute to file my taxes.  Filing early comes too close to approximating competent adulthood, which ...
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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

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"No man can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach." ~Woodrow Wilson Back up nort', I had some interesting ...
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Nose As Long As a Telephone Wire...

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Don't tell The Squeeze, but I sort of set the kitchen on fire last night.  Just a little.  I turned the back burner on instead of the fr...
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Friday, March 9, 2012

This Title Won't Be Emusing to Anyone But Me.

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Yeah, puns.  I like them.  So did Shakespeare, so I'm giving myself a pass on this one.  Please be warned that this post starts out as a...
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Monday, February 13, 2012

It's a Lot Like Life in the Mob, Except Nobody Dies.

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So, you may have heard my car died.  Well and truly.  My weekend was spent getting a new one, which went like this: Saturday:  Get up at 4...
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Naked Children Are Not Mine.

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I don't have children.  I babysit for twin four-year-olds once a week, and while they're pretty awesome, I'm glad that when I go...
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Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Land of the Living

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Here I am...  A day late, and a dollar short.  (I'm sure I owe somebody a dollar, anyway.)  I thought briefly about posting yesterday ev...
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Monday, January 16, 2012

A Family Portrait

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My parents have a Deutch Drahthaar.  That's a real thing.  A dog, in fact.  Close cousin to the German Wirehair, but more everything.  B...
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Another Trip to the ER, Still No George Clooney

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Once upon a time, I had a bad job.  Really, really bad.  It had me so stessed out that in the wee hours one night, my body rebelled.  A seve...
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Monday, December 12, 2011

Defensive Karaoke Part Two: Yes, This Really Happened

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Being a KJ can be hazardous.  You might be shocked into muteness. For example, a guy is singing "Piano Man," and he's actual...
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Monday, December 5, 2011

My Apartment Exploded

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Ooooh, hey, lookit!  Noa Gavin knows who I am ! (And, I just realized what her current post is about...er, well, click away at your own risk...
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Biped's Road Trip

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My folks own a couple of acres up in Eagle River, which is about as far north as you can go without becoming Canadian.  Deep in the woods, f...
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Monday, November 28, 2011

Biped's Urban Safari

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Late in August, my car needed work, and circumstances demanded that the work be done the next day before a mini-roadtrip.  No problem:  ther...
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Friday, November 18, 2011

All Days Should End with Monsters

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Yesterday was one of those days. You know the kind.  Your work email won't send attachments.  Your TV dinner lunch isn't cooked al...
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Monday, November 14, 2011

A Way with Words and Teeth

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Since I'm on an injury-related roll, I now present episode three of "Holy Crap, How Did You Manage That?" My Sister the Law...
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Strangest Day

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Scene:  Home from college for the summer, I visit my best friend; who I will call Seven.  (Story to follow.)  We are in his backyard with se...
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