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Showing posts with label Please Don't Die. Show all posts
Friday, August 30, 2013

I'll Be Playing Vince Vaughn

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I've got two weddings and two funerals this weekend, which is the perfect set-up for a movie starring Vince Vaughn and a cardboard cut-o...
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

This is the best news title ever...

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"Drunk Man Assaults Stormtrooper, Ghostbuster On Free Comic Book Day, Gets Tased, Arrested By Police" That's from Geekologie...
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Life-Threateners

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Yesterday I scored two Lifesavers from HR.  Having a bit of a sweet-tooth as I do, I was a bit excited.  And so, when I ran into coworker M,...
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Friday, December 21, 2012

Reason I Love My Job #848

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My manager gave me beer for Christmas. (True:  I'm headed up to AbominableSnowmanLand tonight--no promises that I'll post on Mond...
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Remember Me? That Blogger Who Isn't Dead? (Yet.)

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You guys.  Did you know that tomorrow, September 13th, is Defy Superstition Day?  I think it's funny that the one superstition no one wi...
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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

If the World Ends, It's Probably My Fault

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You know how the Doctor always has a companion?  Keep that in mind. I was at the store, waiting patiently in line to purchase my items.  T...
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

A Whole New Meaning to the Phrase "Double-Tap"

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I did a rare thing this weekend--I took some vacation time.  My folks own property up in the northwoods of Wisconsin, a few of the most beau...
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Thar She Blows!

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It's been windy in Chicago this week.  I mean, really windy.  And Prada does not approve. We've had to keep our walks very short, ...
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Friday, March 2, 2012

Run for Your Lives!

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Good God, you guys, this.  This: Via I saw this at Deals (a grown-up version of the Dollar Tree), and I've got a picture of my ow...
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Monday, January 23, 2012

Healthcare for the Country Girl

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Do you need to go to the doctor?  A handy checklist.* Are you bleeding?  Are you bleeding a lot? No?  Don't waste my time. Yes, quit...
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Friday, December 30, 2011

Goodbye, this last year. Hello, Earth's Last Year.

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Well folks, this is my last post of 2011. According to the much-hyped Mayan calendar, the world will end on 12/21/2012, and that knowledge...
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