Basically, what I've discovered is that my readers are very odd, and probably disappointed.
To the person who found my by searching for "horizontal zombie arm:" I don't understand why your zombie arm can only be held horizontally, but I'm sorry that the only zombie arm I've provided you was vertical and actually non-cancerous, not zombified. But I can see where you'd get confused about that.
To the person who seached for "does towles 'an afair to remember' have a happy ending:'" If you need a grammar and spelling tutor, you've come to the right place, but I'm afraid I've never seen that movie. Or is it a book? Either way, it was clearly poorly written.
To the person looking for "labyrinth eyebrows:" I seriously hope you are working on growing your eyebrows into a hedge maze, like in all those trashy romance novels and also Harry Potter.
To the person needing ideas "for the spring summer dog:" Maybe a sparkly new collar? Or a kiddie pool? You've got me stumped on this one.
To the person wanting to find that perfect "zombie spider horror movie:" You are not welcome here.
Also, someone is clearly very, very interested in dental implants. It comes up on my stats page several times a week. Awesome.
(True: You, my dear readers, are baffling and wonderful.)
Kellan knows I was going somewhere with this, but he's keeping mum.
Well I found you via another blog which shall remain nameless ... because I've forgotten which one it was. I saw your moniker "Dana the Biped" when you posted a comment and it intrigued me so here I am! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's okay...I'm a little embarrassed at how many blogs I read. Coincidentally, though, that's how I found your blog!
Delete"Labyrinth eyebrows" yields sadly disappointing results. I was hoping it would be something awesome or hilarious.
ReplyDeleteInstead, it's mostly posts about Jennifer Connely's eyebrows.
They are pretty epic eyebrows.
DeleteI found you through a comment on someone else's blog. Luckily, it wasn't one of the weird things you mentioned, because then I'd be all....what drug was I on again?
ReplyDeleteI feel like that all the time... Is that not normal?
DeleteI thought it was. But I've been known to be wrong.
DeleteCome to think of it, if there's two of us, it must be normal.
I found your blog reading through the comments on Epbot, which is what I do when I feel like flexing my procrastination muscle...
ReplyDeleteI'm always disturbed by the number of people attempting to find porn on my blog.
The procrastination muscle is my strongest one by far. And Epbot is amazing. That blog makes me want to start a million projects... tomorrow.
DeleteMost people find my blog by searching for a snake-oil like concoction that used to be sold during 1970's pro rassling shows (it was called Gerispeed). I also have a significant number of hits from South Koreans searching for "76 Trombones." Go figure.
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