Dad set the Dude on fire. (But only a little bit.) (Edit: I've been told by a not-unbiased party that this should actually read: Hero Dad saved the Dude's life moments before total combustion.)
Blink, the blind and deaf dog--It's awesome. He grins and waves his head like Ray Charles, only without the piano.--almost, while on a walk with Dad and the Dude, floated away down the river. Whoops!
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Also fun: I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair this morning. You know that scene in There's Something About Mary?
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Yeah. It wasn't anything like that, actually.
I love saying the name Lemony Snicket. I wish I had snagged that as my pen name.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty perfect, isn't it? It even *sounds* sour and scuttling.
DeleteOn the bright side you don't mention getting sunburned! Sometimes you have to search for the silver lining. :D
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this is probably my first vacation without getting sunburned! I'm so proud of myself!
DeleteMy dad ran over my fellas leg once, 'by accident'. Also, unwashed-out conditioner sucks x
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