I answered promptly and with confidence: "My head is wallaby."
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Suffice it to say I had a fever, as this word choice made perfect sense in that moment. "Wallaby" sounds like it should be an adjective, and they live in Australia. So, you know, they're upside down. Which pretty accurately describes how my head felt yesterday--not right and generally askew.
(First it was the possums... Now my blog collection of marsupials is growing. Be afraid--very afraid.)
On a side note, I'd like to make it known that I do not have pink eye. I scratched my cornea last weekend doing yard work. My eye and my head are two completely separate things.
Oh, you know what I mean. Don't judge me!
Also I'm never doing yard work again.
(True: The Dude is also sick. We spent last night feeling very, very sorry for ourselves and each other, and watching Doctor Who. Which I think makes a pretty legit pity party.)
Feel better! And take care of your eye. My dad scratched his on a tree branch doing yard work, and by the time he realized how bad it was it did some mild but permanent damage to his vision. =(
ReplyDeleteWallabies don't get enough press in my opinion. They're much cuter than kangaroos, but those bloody 'roos get all the attention.
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