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Showing posts with label The Squeeze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Squeeze. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Shoes: A Long-Term Relationship

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The Squeeze recently got new shoes. This is a BIG DEAL. You see, The Squeeze had a pair a long time ago that he really, really liked.  S...
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Nose As Long As a Telephone Wire...

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Don't tell The Squeeze, but I sort of set the kitchen on fire last night.  Just a little.  I turned the back burner on instead of the fr...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Girl Scout Cookies of DOOM!

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Yesterday I got my Girl Scout cookies.  (Don't tell The Squeeze; I don't want to share.)  On the box, there are photos of girls doin...
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Do You Think Anne Hathaway Would Do It?

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Valentine's Day in the Biped/Squeeze household went something like this: Me:  I know it's the buttcrack of dawn, and I'm sorry...
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Monday, February 13, 2012

It's a Lot Like Life in the Mob, Except Nobody Dies.

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So, you may have heard my car died.  Well and truly.  My weekend was spent getting a new one, which went like this: Saturday:  Get up at 4...
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Friday, February 3, 2012

ZZZZzzzz.... (Part One)

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Ah, precious sleep.  The one luxury that poor people and rich can enjoy alike. I take sleep very seriously.  I can honestly call myself an...
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Thursday, February 2, 2012

I'm Going to Regret This.

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Oh, hi.  Guess what?  I'm on a lot of cold medicine right now.  My head might explode in gush of snot anyway, which should make the guy...
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Friday, January 20, 2012

My Job Here is Done

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The Squeeze and I have been dating for a while now, going on four years, I guess.  And that's just this time!  Over the years, I've ...
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Friday, January 13, 2012

Prepare to be Amazed

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Let me start this post with a pre-emptive apology.  I was going to have this really clever post with entertaining photos about my weekend in...
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Another Trip to the ER, Still No George Clooney

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Once upon a time, I had a bad job.  Really, really bad.  It had me so stessed out that in the wee hours one night, my body rebelled.  A seve...
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Defensive Karaoke Part Three: Ew.

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Short post today, because my To-Do pile is so large it's literally (not figuratively) spilling off my desk. New Year's Eve:  I wor...
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Dude.

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Dude. I am an award-winning writer!  Which is, if not one step closer to me being famous and too rich to do my own laundry which would happi...
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

I Am an Accidental Grinch.

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You guys.  You guys. I almost accidentally ruined Christmas twice in a six-hour span.  No joke. First, the infamous camera.  I could ha...
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Friday, December 23, 2011

Oh Hey, Guess What?

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The Squeeze and I exchanged gifts last night, because we're each spending Christmas with our respective families.  And guess what I got?...
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Monday, December 19, 2011

The Squeeze is Getting a Bipedian Dictionary for Christmas

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In a pasty shop in Edinburgh, I overheard the man in front of me place an order for "a plain one, and an onion one, also."  It sou...
Friday, December 9, 2011

I'm About to Make a Million Dollars

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People often say that fresh out of the bath, their small dog looks like a drowned rat.  Prada, of course, is way too glamorous for that. S...
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Monday, December 5, 2011

My Apartment Exploded

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Ooooh, hey, lookit!  Noa Gavin knows who I am ! (And, I just realized what her current post is about...er, well, click away at your own risk...
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Friday, November 18, 2011

All Days Should End with Monsters

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Yesterday was one of those days. You know the kind.  Your work email won't send attachments.  Your TV dinner lunch isn't cooked al...
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Friday, November 4, 2011

Attack of the Mutant Zombie Spider

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I was getting into my car to grab some lunch a few weeks ago when I noticed it.  Under the rainguard on the driver's side window was the...
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Three Legs, Third Wheel

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I think my dog might have multiple personality disorder.  No, really.  Let me show you. With me, Prada gets excited, spins, hops along for...
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