Monday, September 16, 2013

I... I Don't Even Know What This Is. But It Scares Me.

I went to a charity event this weekend.

At this charity event, there was a raffle.

I bought a raffle ticket.

I won a prize.

It was a stuffed animal.

Sort of.

Except it was more like an alien, not an animal.

And it has testicles on its head.

Yep.  They really are connected by a long shaft.


  1. What? No picture? It didn't happen then. No seriously, that's a thing now isn't it? No picture or video -- it didn't happen. Or I could be wrong. It wouldn't be the first time.