Friday, August 30, 2013

I'll Be Playing Vince Vaughn

I've got two weddings and two funerals this weekend, which is the perfect set-up for a movie starring Vince Vaughn and a cardboard cut-out of Reece Witherspoon.  (Not that I have anything against Reece.  But her hair is way better than mine.)

This is a terrible time to be unable to think of any icebreaking jokes that don't reference Weekend at Bernie's.


  1. My first thought: "That's a lot of wardrobe changes in one weekend!" I think I'm right on your level.

    1. It really, really was a lot of wardrobe changes. And way too many hours in high heels.

    2. High heels are a tool of the Devil!! LOL!