Dad set the Dude on fire. (But only a little bit.) (Edit: I've been told by a not-unbiased party that this should actually read: Hero Dad saved the Dude's life moments before total combustion.)
Blink, the blind and deaf dog--It's awesome. He grins and waves his head like Ray Charles, only without the piano.--almost, while on a walk with Dad and the Dude, floated away down the river. Whoops!
Also fun: I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair this morning. You know that scene in There's Something About Mary?
Yeah. It wasn't anything like that, actually.