Tuesday, August 20, 2013

A Series of Unfortunate Eve--Wait. That title's already taken.

I went camping with the Dude, the dogs, and my folks.  This is not the unfortunate part.

Dad set the Dude on fire.  (But only a little bit.)  (Edit:  I've been told by a not-unbiased party that this should actually read:  Hero Dad saved the Dude's life moments before total combustion.)

Blink, the blind and deaf dog--It's awesome.  He grins and waves his head like Ray Charles, only without the piano.--almost, while on a walk with Dad and the Dude, floated away down the river.  Whoops!


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The moral of the story is:  I'm never leaving the Dude alone with the Dad again.  They're trouble.

Also fun:  I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair this morning.  You know that scene in There's Something About Mary?


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Yeah.  It wasn't anything like that, actually.

5 comments:

  1. I love saying the name Lemony Snicket. I wish I had snagged that as my pen name.

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    1. It's pretty perfect, isn't it? It even *sounds* sour and scuttling.

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  2. On the bright side you don't mention getting sunburned! Sometimes you have to search for the silver lining. :D

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    1. Seriously, this is probably my first vacation without getting sunburned! I'm so proud of myself!

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  3. My dad ran over my fellas leg once, 'by accident'. Also, unwashed-out conditioner sucks x

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