Or rather, "This the the not the post for which you are looking." Grammar, George, grammar. Jesus, I hate things that end in prepositions.
But I mean it. Whatever your're looking for, you won't find it in this post. It's not even about or relating to Star Wars.
You see, I'm eating fried cheese right now, and that means I have more important things to do this lunch than blog. Mainly, stuff my face. Priorities--I have them.
Here, have a consolation link. Go check out this awesome thing from The Oatmeal.
(True: It's Friday the Thirteenth. So don't die, okay? I can't afford to lose any followers.)