Jamaican Me Feel Stupid

Once upon a time, long before The Squeeze, I dated Jamaican Guy.  He was from Jamaica.  He was smart, funny, interesting, and good-looking.  He also had an accent so thick he had to repeat himself ad infinitum before I actually understood.

My Sister the Lawyer, upon Facebook stalking him for photos as we discussed the issue, said:

"That's a problem?"



(True:  I love tropical beach vacations.  So if you find yourself with an extra ticket to some exotic locale, I give you permission to invite me.)