Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Swiss: No Longer Neutral

Dream blogs are generally uninteresting.  Hell, I think my own dreams are usually dumb, with the exception of zombie apocolypse dreams and that one time I dreamed I was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

But bear with me--I have to share this one.

I was leading a class revolution against an evil queen.  One of our informants snuck to the front to tell me our enemy's greatest weakness:

No matter what kind the recipe called for, we needed to serve the queen only Swiss cheese.


Via  (Viva la revolucion, bitches!)




And, to prove that life is weird even when I'm awake...

A few days ago, I brought a Cadbury Egg left over from Easter to work.  Hey, an egg is an acceptable breakfast food, right?  My first bite cracked the whole thing, and I was in danger of it slopping everywhere.  So, I did what any food-conservationist would do:  I shoved the whole thing in my mouth.

Which of course was the cue for the HR person to approach me for a serious conversation about an interview she wanted me to sit in on. 

I'm pretty sure I dribbled.


(True:  This is my 100th post.  That's 100 posts of meandering drivel and flat-falling jokes, and some of you are still with me.  Ain't life grand?)

7 comments:

  1. My dreams are completely bizarre. Other people have normal dreams about flying and being naked in public. I have dreams about people wearing ferrets on their heads and post apocalyptic scenarios where I steal my best guy friend's pot stash. I feel like a walking Ambien commercial -- "Your dreams miss you."

    Congratulations on 100 posts!

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    1. I would totally wear a ferret. And as for the apocolypse--times are hard. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get by. Not usually a lot of entertainment options in those underground bunkers.

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  2. Congrats on 100! And isn't that the way you're SUPPOSED to eat a Cadbury egg?

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    1. It's the only way I know--but maybe next time I'll save it for when I'm alone, like when I'm getting ready to eat an entire box of Girl Scout cookies. ;)

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  3. Damned near laughed until I choked over the mental image of you dribbling while trying not to look like you had a whole Cadbury egg in your mouth...

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    1. Haha, I was pretty close to choking myself.

      Impressions: I make them.

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  4. OMG! Wearing a ferret! LOL! As for Cadbury eggs - eww! I know, I know. My friends called me a commie because I don't like milk chocolate. And I really don't like candy that explodes when you bite into it.

    Congrats Dana!! So glad I found your blog! :D

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