Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Um, You've Gone Too Far

I have discovered something that is equally amazing and apalling:

It's a tail.  That wags when you're happy.

Because I definitely need to give people an excuse to stare at my butt.

(True:  When I went to a bridal show with My then-bride-to-be Sister the Lawyer, one of the men with a "Groom" sticker--who was holding hands with a woman wearing a "Bride" sticker, mind you--"accidentally" copped a feel of my butt.  Dude, here's a hint:  If you want to make it seem like an accident, DON'T FOLLOW THE CURVE.)

1 comment:

  1. I want to say, "only in Japan...."

    Drop the tail, and I think they might be on to something.