My face, the day after an evening test-run for my Halloween makeup. As my costume is pretty makeup-intensive, I wanted a run-through to figure out exactly how early I need to get up on Wednesday. (Answer: Very.) And because I can never do costumes by halves, I went out and purchased higher-end makeup that actually dries (in case my nose itches, or something).
Gotta say, the makeup does stay in place. I washed my face four times to get it all off.
But, it's me, so I forgot to clean it off my glasses. Which I put on the next morning in a pre-Mt. Dew stupor. Aaaand I didn't realize I had facepaint smeared all over the bridge of my nose until about 10:30 that morning, at work. Which means my coworkers are either equally unobservant or total assholes. Jury's out.
(True: A third option is that my coworkers did notice, and just decided it wasn't the weirdest I've looked...)