Someone found my blog for searching for the "consummation of potatoes in 2013."
I don't think I've ever hoped so fervently that a word did not mean what someone thought it meant. Or is this a thing? Like furries, but with root vegetables?
And how did that search phrase bring them here?!
Clearly, my blog has a niche readership.
I worry about you people sometimes.
(True: I am trying really hard to not judge you right now.)