I try to learn something new every day. I find it keeps my mind open and sharp.
Today I learned that a can of Mountain Dew that is mostly slush can still explode if you drop it--it's just a slow-motion explosion that lasts about ten minutes.
My life will be much richer for this information. And my desk much stickier.
(Want to know how to traumatize me at 8:07 in the morning? Give me a can of soda--sweet, sweet caffeine--that is puking like a slushie volcano. And that's probably the most mixed metaphor I've ever conceieved. You're welcome.)