I've got two (legs, that is). My dog has three. I'm pretty sure that makes five. See? Thousands of dollars of post-secondary education at work, right there.
You're way closer to Nirvana and stuff than I am. I still need to figure how to keep 700 pounds of laundry from piling up, and how go generally not suck at several hundred things.
I make no promises, but send me your waist measurement and the length you desire said skirt to be.
Three things:-I'm sure Maslow would agree completely.-So this is the infamous Biped. (That's when you're more than famous. IN-famous!)-About not doing anything weird with your face. Um, I'm not sure how to break this to you, but you already... nevermind.
I had a regular old poodle skirt once upon a time. A K9 poodle skirt would be sweet! And you know what they say. Be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then definitely be Batman!