Monday, October 24, 2011

This Story Does Not Have a Happy Ending

Once, I got out of the shower just as The Squeeze's mom's Man-Friend-at-the-Time opened the bathroom door.  It was... bad.  That'll teach me not to lock the door.

(True:  Port-a-Potties are gross.  That's a given, but also their "locks" are broken half the time, and you have no way of knowing.  Have a friend guard the door if you don't want a stanger to see your business.  Or better yet, hold it for actual plumbing.

Tangent:  Who the hell thinks that a sheet of metal is an acceptable substitute for a mirror in an oversized diaper pail with no light?  Honestly!)

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