I came around the corner by my cubicle to overhear a co-worker mention a "Lucius."
"Are you talking about Harry Potter?" I asked excitedly.
Well, I'm sorry, but people aren't allowed to be named Lucius outside of Harry Potter. It's not nice to raise my hopes like that.
In unrelated news, I think it's time for a good old-fashioned HP marathon.
(True: These co-workers are now debating the best way to drag a water-logged mattress out of a public pool. I'm starting to worry.)