I haven't accidentally spoken out of turn or nearly killed myself with hilarious results.
I haven't experienced the absurd.
Is this blog doomed? Am I done doing silly things and being egotistical enough that I think my happenings simply must be shared with the entire Internet? Have I finally achieved adulthood?!
Oh, never mind. There's the absurdity I was looking for.
Here's some more:
|This kid has got it right.|
(True: Dear Internet, I less than three you so hard right now.)