You know the kind. Your work email won't send attachments. Your TV dinner lunch isn't cooked all the way through. Your dog projectile vomits everywhere.
Then The Squeeze tells me he has Tivo'd a marathon of really terrible monster movies for me. One of them is called DinoShark.
This, my friends, is what love looks like.
(True: Anaconda used to be my favorite movie. Then I saw Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, and it changed my life for the awesome.)
Today's post is brought to you by Noodles, who is looking for a partner who enjoys long walks on the street and romantic kibbles for two.