Internal Me: How did you get pizza sauce into your earbuds?
Me Me: Dunno. I had a Hot Pocket for lunch. Caliente Pocket! And, now I want a sandwich with a frilly toothpick. Also, Pepto Bismol. Once I drank Pepto right before going to bed, and my tongue was black when I woke up. Remember? That was weird.
Internal Me: I can't believe I'm stuck with you forever.
(True: I got my iPod used. The first owner had not removed their songs. I'm nosy, so of course I scrolled through the playlist. All spiritual healing books and old-school hymns. Perhaps someone Up There was trying to tell me something? Regardless, that's how I came to own the GodPod.)