One of the things I like about Blogger is the "Stats" tab. It allows you to keep up with how many hits you have and what search terms people are using to find you.
Basically, what I've discovered is that my readers are very odd, and probably disappointed.
To the person who found my by searching for "horizontal zombie arm:" I don't understand why your zombie arm can only be held horizontally, but I'm sorry that the only zombie arm I've provided you was vertical and actually non-cancerous, not zombified. But I can see where you'd get confused about that.
To the person who seached for "does towles 'an afair to remember' have a happy ending:'" If you need a grammar and spelling tutor, you've come to the right place, but I'm afraid I've never seen that movie. Or is it a book? Either way, it was clearly poorly written.
To the person looking for "labyrinth eyebrows:" I seriously hope you are working on growing your eyebrows into a hedge maze, like in all those trashy romance novels and also Harry Potter.
To the person needing ideas "for the spring summer dog:" Maybe a sparkly new collar? Or a kiddie pool? You've got me stumped on this one.
To the person wanting to find that perfect "zombie spider horror movie:" You are not welcome here.
Also, someone is clearly very, very interested in dental implants. It comes up on my stats page several times a week. Awesome.
(True: You, my dear readers, are baffling and wonderful.)
Kellan knows I was going somewhere with this, but he's keeping mum.