Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Do You Think Anne Hathaway Would Do It?

Valentine's Day in the Biped/Squeeze household went something like this:

Me:  I know it's the buttcrack of dawn, and I'm sorry to wake you up, but I have a favor to ask.
The Squeeze:  Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
Me:  Aw, thanks!  Happy Valentine's Day to you, too. 
The Squeeze:  What did you need?
Me:  I think the dog is sick.  Can you get a stool sample?

Ah, l'amour.  We are a romantic movie in the making.

(True:  Prada's fine.  I'm pretty sure she just ate a stick.)

No chocolates for Bella, please.  Just cuddles, and maybe something sparkly.


  1. Stool sample! Bwhahahahaha! Happy Valentine's Day Squeeze!

    Seriously, I don't think I could handle the messy part of two dogs and a cat if it weren't for Hubs. He handles all the yuckiness when I'm at work so I try to pick up the slack on the weekends and in the evening. It's either that or I have to watch him tie on a scarf or something so the mess won't gag him ;)

    1. The Squeeze is a pretty good sport about helping. Prada is my dog and my responsibility, and that includes the gross stuff. I wouldn't have asked, but I needed to leave for work. Maybe it's just me, but do dogs seem more likely to poop when you can't find a bag, and less likely to poop when you need a sample?

  2. Sparkly as in vampire, or sparkly as in jeweled collar? (I get confused real easily...did I ever tell you that my brain reboots at least twice a minute? Or sometimes just because I blink? Keep that in mind when I make no sense. Or when I comment.)

    1. Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that. I personally don't prefer my vampires sparkly (I'm of the True Blood side of things), but I suppose that would be okay. As long as said sparkly vampire didn't eat her. But then, that is a condition for anyone wanting to adopt a pet...

      PS: Your comments are awesome.

  3. Love is...collecting stool samples.


    1. If it isn't, I don't know what is. No, really though, it has all the makings of Valentine's day--it's warm and gooey.

      Oh, I just grossed myself out.