I tried to look nice today, I really did. I even went for professional instead of post-college slob. Black dress pants, summer-weight sleeveless gold sweater with a deep v-neck, black cami. (This ensemble is not as 1987 or pimp as it sounds.) I broke out real shoes for once, instead of slipping on the stand-by flipflops.
I just went to the restroom and looked at myself in the mirror for the first time today.
Note to self: This cami is only mostly opaque. So next time, don't wear it with the polka-dot bra.
(True: I only realized this after the ten-minute conversation with head honchoman. Super.)