Friday, August 17, 2012

I'm like a superhero. Only without the alter-ego. Or the spandex. Or the powers. Or the thigh-high boots. Forget it. I'm just awesome, okay?

Things I accomplished yesterday:

  • Plowed through a mountain of tasks at work while actually managing to look semi-professional.
  • Blogged like a boss.
  • Walked to the supermarket, thereby reducing my carbon footprint.
  • Did laundry and cooked dinner (with extra for freezing) and washed dishes, like a motherfucking domestic goddess.
  • Walked the dog, training for polite sitting at stops.
  • Ate dinner--with a real plate and fork.
  • Socialized:  Beer, dart league, cool people.  Like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City.  But with beer, dart league, and cool people.
  • Read fifty pages of a new book, edifying myself on manner subtleties of the 1860s.
Or, in other words I rocked the shit out of yesterday in all matters professional, domestic, social, and intellectual. Carpe that diem, Horace.



(True:  Of course, the rest of the phrase, quam minimum credula postero, means "putting as little trust as possible in the future", so no promises that today has been anywhere near as efficient...)


  1. Still playing catch-up with my blog reading. I LOVE THIS POST! You are awesome in my book! :D