I work in the commercial lighting industry. Friday, I quoted this fixture, and the photo they used to market it, well, I'd post it here, but it's probably NSFW.
That's right--a website I frequently use for work is not safe for work.
But here's the real mystery--is that photo proof that Spiderman is a hipster with a little too much affection for his web?
And who the hell thought, You know what will sell this light fixture? A skinny, hairy, naked guy in the fetal position.
(True: In a testament to how awesome my supervisor is, when she saw the web page I'd accidentally-on-purpose pulled up, she laughed and called over the rest of the department to come see.)