I'm eating hummus for lunch and I just stumbled across the terrifying words "Honey Boo Boo."
So there went my idea for today's post. It must not have been very important.
So, here are some thoughts on my day:
Someone has been sitting on my chair. Someone adjusted my chair. My feet don't touch the floor! Who has been sitting in my chair??? Jerk.
Someone once told me the hydraulics in swivel chairs are powerful enough that a malfunction could shoot the base all the way through your butt.
If this is a promotion, why am I sitting at the short bus desk? I had a bigger desk in third grade, and that had a flip top for storage. This one just has a cartoon that says, "Weenie Hut Jr's."
At what point is it reasonable to ask for my borrowed pen back? It's been twenty minutes. And that pen is perfectly broken in. Is the borrower at lunch? Maybe I could steal it back. Crap. It's not in plain sight and there are too many people around for me to rifle through drawers.
(True: No, this is not a real post. I'd sell my left foot--that's my ass-kicking foot--for a nap. And I'd be open to negotiation.)
Right through your butt, huh? That sounds like a good one for Myth Busters to check out. In the meantime, I'll carefully inspect all my office chairs for damage, fatigue, or other signs of impending failure.
ReplyDeleteHope you get your pen back.