Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Window Licker

I'm prone to really nonsensical dreams.

Sometimes, the people are made up of geometric shapes in primary colors.  I still recognize them.

Sometimes, I dream entirely in green.

And sometimes, there is no "plot" or people, just a series of sentences and phrases that don't make sense paired with really strong feelings about these sentences and phrases that don't make sense.

This morning, I woke up urgently needing poppy-flavored Windex.  So, you know, the next time I need to lick my windows, they taste nice.  (On a side note, what do poppies taste like?  I don't even know what they smell like.)

I just realized, this whole post sounds like I'm on drugs.  To clarify, I am not on drugs.  Unless you count caffeine, in which case I need to join a twelve-step program stat.


(True:  As the holidays are over, I'll be going back to my regular posting schedule.)

8 comments:

  1. I remember talking about this haha

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    1. My brain is a worrisome place...


      PS: I miss your face.

      (How many rhymes can I get? It's a race!)

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  2. Is this you too? http://www.monkeyfrolic.com/2012/12/this-guy-has-the-best-dreams-ever/iphone-text-message-vivid-dream-fart-salesman/ I wouldn't be surprised at all. =)

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  3. I don't know what poppies (as in the whole flower) taste like, but I'm rather partial to covering a whole bowl of pasta with poppy seeds. No, I don't know why, nor do I know when, how or why I started. Yes, I think it's weird too. :P

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    1. I'm iffy on poppy seeds. I like them in Chinese food, but they totally ruin hamburger buns.

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  4. Do you need some lemony fresh floor cleanerto go with the windex

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    1. Probably, but I think that's easier to come by. :)

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